Let's start with homeopathy. Homeopathy works on the principle that minute doses of whatever causes a particular illness can be used to cure that illness. There's some merit to the thinking: minute doses of a poison, over time, will render the consumer immune to that particular poison.
However - the minute doses homeopaths are talking about here are so minute as to be close to incalculable without a degree in molecular chemistry. The treatments are often so diluted that you'd need a high-power microscope to find the active ingredient - and as any good drug taker will tell you, there's a world of difference between eating a pill and licking the plastic bag it came in. One will get you high. The other will make you look desperate.
Homeopathy relies on people turning up with a curable illness, taking a trace quantity of the "cure" for a proscribed period of time, and then getting better - no mention of the fact that the proscribed length of the treatment is usually about as long as it takes for the body to naturally sort itself out without the diseased person doing anything - which is pretty much what they're doing with homeopathy anyway.
But it's not homeopathy that caught my attention this morning as I walked past a unit of the rental apartment upstairs from me in Culver City. Which, by the way, stinks of incense - a substance burnt by alternative healing practitioners in their waiting rooms to disguise the unmistakable stench of false hope and dashed expectations.
No - it was a sign for a "new" kind of healing, called Quantum Theta Energy Healing (QTEH or Kew-Tee). Apparently, you or I could do a course and become a Quantum Theta Healing Practitioner in just three days - and go on to cure all sorts of diseases. Including, as some of their many free websites claim, fear, anxiety, depression anger and grief (good grief!).
So. Imagine, if you will, that are depressed. Who are you going to put your trust in? A bloke in a lab coat who has spent seven years at medical school and who is drawing on hundreds of years of medical knowledge, or some yahoo wearing socks and sandals who spent three days at a convention centre learning how to unblock negative energies and promote positive thoughts?
The "founder" of Quantum Theta Energy Healing is an individual by the name of James Hyman, whose main devotee is his wife, Barbara, who claims James can cure numerous diseases. This is a big statement to make - and I would assume that someone with the ability to cure multiple disease would, by now, be world-famous and boast a trophy room whose shelves are groaning under the weight of every scientific prize the world has to offer.
So I googled James Hyman Energy Healing. I got seven hits (all of which were written by his wife, Barbara on free web sites where anyone can avail themselves of anything, so they don't really count, like here; http://emotionalrelease.com/deep-emotional-release-bodywork/). Then, in the interests of good science, I chose a subject entirely at random, to check to see if Google might be broken. I googled myself. 285,000 hits in .18 seconds. Rudimentary maths (the kind I particularly like) tells me that I am therefore roughly 40,500 times more famous than a man who can cure numerous psychiatric and psychological diseases. Brilliant!
I did some more digging on Quantum Theta Energy Healing: apparently it involves putting the patient's brain into a quantum or theta-state, (wherever the hell that is). The practitioner then uses a highly dubious and often-debunked practice of applied kinesiology, where muscle response is tested to determine the patient's problem.
I tried this out on a few people. I poked and prodded some random strangers, and their muscle response (repeatedly lashing out and trying to hit me) suggests that they have anger issues. I suggested meditation, they suggested I do something that sounded quite fun, but is biologically impossible. (This by the way was the same suggestion Ms. Hyman made when she was made aware I was now debunking QTEH (Kew-Tee!)
Moving on: Once the Quantum Theta Energy healer has ascertained the medical issue, the big guns come out - According to the website; "Working with the chakras, the subconscious mind, the energy fields in and around the body, Jim gently and effectively guides you through the release of blocked emotional energy, old patterns and negative emotions, and breaks you through to new levels of your connection with Self and Source. The release of fears, anxiety, anger, and old residual negative emotions and patterns, opens the gateways for forgiveness, unconditional love, self-acceptance and a new connection to your core empowerment, and what you came here to do in this lifetime. After the session, you are better able to access these energetic frequencies and higher states of consciousness at will, and you see your life move forward in the direction that you set forth during your session!"
"A scientist in the field of transformational bodywork, self-healing energy work, and Chinese Qi Gong, James has seen several thousand private clients over the last 20 years. His work releases blocked energy in the body associated with past trauma and negative patterns from the past, releases the negative pattern from the subconscious mind and the Quantum grid, (there it is again, that pesky 'quantum grid, wherever that may be) and activates the cellular memory for perfect health, peace and a profound sense of well-being."
His intense study of metaphysics and shamanism, combined with his experience as a facilitator of ....yada..yada...yada...except wait, here comes the claim; qualify him as an expert in several different areas of wellness, and personal and spiritual evolution.
Qualified as an EXPERT! Qualified by whom? From what University did he receive his medical degree? Who has bestowed the title of 'expert' on Mr. Hyman? A closer look at the numerous free web sites make this extremely clear; Mr. Hyman has NO advanced degree from ANY university or accredited institution! None, Nada, Zero, Bupkis! ONLY Mrs. Hyman has 'qualified' Mr. Hyman as an expert! So glad we got that one cleared up!
(I'm not making these claims up... they are all on the websites. Go search for yourself if you don't believe me.)
It is utter codswallop (minute amounts of which are, reportedly, useful in treating Trimethylaminuria, aka Fish Odour Syndrome).
So what to do when we get sick?
Do we trust modern medicine, or do we travel the more natural route? The obvious choice is this: don't get sick in the first place. But if you do, there's something that you might want to remember. If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, then it's probably a quack
In other words, it's horseshit (in small doses, reportedly useful in treating colic and gambling problems!.
For informational purposes only I will share with you where Mr. Hyman has...ughhh..."borrowed" or shall I be direct and say "stolen" his quack sham/scam (or "practice" if we are to believe Ms. Hyman) from;
Actual Origin
Although Hyman claims to be the founder, this practice is merely a new take on a series of much older scams. These are known by a variety of names.
1) Imperial Qi Gong. This is a method taught by Dr. Warner Chen, a proponent of Human Resources Chi Gong, Marrow Cleansing Chi Gong, and Quantum Leap Chi Gong therapy. Apparently, Imperial Qi Gong as well as “Quantum Theta or Deep Emotional Release Bodywork” is Mr. Hymans variation of Qigong therapy.
2) Vibrational Medicine a/k/a energetic medicine, energetics medicine, energy medicine, subtle-energy medicine, vibrational healing & vibrational therapies. The main "tenet" is that humans are "dynamic energy systems" Its premises include the following. (a) Health and illness originate in "subtle energy systems." (b) These systems coordinate the "life-force" and the "physical body." (c) Emotions, spirituality, and environmental factors affect the "subtle energy systems." Vibrational medicine embraces "chakra rebalancing, absent healing, (the aforementioned $150.00 telephone sessions) etheric touch, the laying on of hands, Past-life Regression, and Therapeutic Touch.
The expressions "energy healing," "energy work," and "energetic healing work" appear synonymous with "vibrational medicine."
During some “intense quantum theta energy healing sessions” the practitioner (Mr. Hyman) can be heard “chanting” some heretofore unknown “mantras.” Apparently to ward off the “quantum theta“ negative energy mojo that he has removed from the “patients” body. The need for chanting is apparently a method of stopping said mojo from entering Mr. Hymans “quantum theta” energy fields.
This brings us to our age old scams numbers 3 and 4;
3) WooJangJu Power Meditation or WooJangJu Power Chant. This is a variation of TaeUIJu Healing Meditation. Its purported design is to protect meditators, while they are healing, from vengeful spirits.
4) Wu Ming Qigong (Wu Ming Qigong system, Taoist Wu Ming Qigong): Millennia-old "self-healing practice" taught by the American Taoist Healing Center, Inc., in New York City. It allegedly helps users connect body, mind, and spirit. Its theory posits a transfer, from teacher to student, of "energy" that heals and guides the student. Proponents use the Chinese expression "wu ming," which literally means "no name," to refer to the "original natural force" from which everything's "essence" flows.
Other Quack Shams Hyman Has “Borrowed” From;
5) Lesser Kan & Li (Sexual Alchemy): Form of meditation whose theory posits chi, "core energy channels," and "higher energy bodies,"
6) Life force balancing: Combination of the laying on of hands, psychic healing, psychological "adjustments," and spiritual counseling, developed by Barbara West. It involves a "healing science" called "intercellular regeneration."
7)Life Care Kinesiology (Life Care): Offshoot of applied kinesiology put together by Dr. Richard Beale. It borrows from acupuncture and Touch for Health and includes "chakra meditation."
8) Life Impressions Bodywork: "Healing process" developed by Donald Van Howten (Ravi Dos). It includes "cranial membrane treatment" (probably Cranio-Sacral work) and "pulse work" and borrows from Ayurveda and Hakomi. Its premises include the following. (a) Humans are spirits. (b) Bodily tissues accumulate "history." (c) This "imprint" of experiences becomes
"outdated." Updating "idea imprinted" tissues (the method's purported intention) releases "bound beliefs" and "energy."
9) Light Touch Energy Healing: Method that purportedly focuses on: balancing bodily "energy," releasing "cellular memory," and identifying "energy patterns" that limit happiness.
10) LooyenWork®: Approach to "body therapy" that involves "body reading" and "movement re-education" and allegedly can increase the "flow" of clients' "energy." "Body reading" purportedly is a sophisticated form of observation that enables practitioners to reach the root of the client's problem.
